May 2012
To my followers that never touch my ask box:
anxiouskoala:
Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
I had the most amazing idea for a tattoo for me...
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Today my science teacher said blogs are just like...
No, just, no. How dare she insult Tumblr like that.
dylan and cole sprouse are 20
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Waaaaat :o
Every other girl 15 going 16: I want a HUUUUGE party with a chocolate cake with my face on it, with a famous bitch. OH DON'T FORGET A BMW. And some money so I can make it raaain! And like 98429834 pieces of clothing, oh and friends buy me shit you wouldn't even buy your mom ~
Me: I just want this one little thing.... No? Ok mom, love you too.
TTTHHHHIIIIISSSS!!!
topherlikesheadbands:
I value my six pack so much I just keep a cushion of fat to protect it